A Very Darko Christmas

by Darko The Super

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Happy Holidays, you capitalist slime!

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It’s christmas, gotta get mommy those shoes
Pour the egg nog, get your daddy a brew
Put the log on the fire, on the tv
Tree shaped Reese’s
It’s a party over here
Christmas comes but once a year
Put the elf on the shelf
Where’s my Elf dvd
Stop thinking about yourself
Buy me a new plasma screen
We gon’ roast chest nuts
Listen to Dr. Demento
Break the wishbone
Chewing candy cane mento’s
I meant to buy you something
But I forgot
Thanks for the cardboard cut out of Michael Scott
It’s almost new years
I know who I wanna kiss
Put some chapstick in my stocking, miss
I may be broke in money, but rich in friendship
Cookies and milk for santa claus
You need a reindeer? I’ll put antler’s on my dog
I’m watching Friday After Next
I might buy a fake necklace for my ex
Turn her neck red and green
My favorite holiday colors
Match the candles I got for my mother
Gift card from my brother
It’s christmas morning and I’m walking down the stairs
Rocking around the tree, happiness in the air
I left carrots for rudolf
Wrote santa a note
Gimme that Turbo man or I’m a cut your throat

Little saint nick don’t give me no coal
Make sure my jewish girlfriend saves me egg rolls
I wanna Xbox and the new Wu-Tang tape
A cherry red convertible and some blueberry pancakes
Freshly served on one of my many tourbusses
And don’t you forget them hippopotamuses

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released December 25, 2016
Produced by BLKrKRT

symsongs.bandcamp.com/album/xmas-special-iii

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