Name: I Wanna Kill Wayne the Hairdresser
Duration: P00H03M26S
Description: Look what this horrible man did to me

I Wanna Kill Wayne the Hairdresser

by Darko the Super

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Look what this horrible man did to me

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I wanna kill you Wayne
I wanna kill you

You look like a 1970’s
Greenwich village wannabe
Joni Mitchell loving ass
I hope you’re eaten alive by rats

I wanna kill you Wayne
I wanna kill you

You work at super cuts
They call you numb nuts
Straight from the 1960’s
Art snobs and ugly poetry

Your shirts 3 sizes too tight
I hope you eat dynamite
You got a funny hat
Lollipop licking barber maniac

I wanna kill you Wayne
I wanna kill you

You got two left hands
You play drums in a jazz band
Or at least that’s what you project
That’s what your outfit suggests

You came here in a Time Machine
You got the brain of a Lima bean
You’re so stupid it’s almost sad
But not as bad as my ugly ass haircut

I look like Travis Bickle
I need to buy a gun
I look like a space monkey
I joined the fight club

Could be in Trainspotting
Premeditated plotting
Turned the big apple rotten
Rainy day parades and balloons popping

I wanna kill you Wayne the hairdresser

Murder meticulous
Got me out here looking ridiculous
Soft horror core rap
Cult leaders, mind the gap
Time lapse when your bloods draining
End of Evil Dead and bloods raining
You put a stain on my name
You got me looking insane
Throw you out the window hanging from your own intestines
They call me Machete, they call you halitosis cos you need a breath mint
Test me end up in your excrement, exoskeleton
Skull in gelatin
In hell with them gas drawls
Hell in a cell with the mask on
I’m like Spider-Man
You throw rocks and hide your hand
I read your poker face
Chipping paint off your hoopty from 88
You better stay in your lane, don’t go against the grain
I’m major pain
Look in the mirror and say my name
3 times
Rewind my killer tape
Decide your fate

Here’s something you can’t understand
How I could just kill a man
Fill a man’s mouth with bees
Then drop him off in the high seas
Sipping a Hi C juice box
Playing I ain’t mad atcha by 2pac
Putting on lipstick, singing doo wop
As your brain particles percolate in the heat and prune
Cut in half blues, and crescent moons
Spoonful of sugar
Wipe off my eye boogers
Sleep’s my cousin
In the jeep getting dusted
Busted for narcota, never that
You’re a piñata, I’m a barbed wire baseball bat

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released April 1, 2024
Produced by BLKrKRT

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