I listen to rap that makes you wanna go on a date in the city
With a troubled girl who's really really pretty
Without her, everything feels so shitty
Shout out to my favorite guitar player, Ricky
Your engineer couldn't mix me, it's too tricky
Rapping like I'm rocking back and forth, holding a bottle of beer
Drunken style, I might cut off my ear
I gotta reach in the back for a cd, here you steer
Take the wheel
By the time I get signed I'm gonna hate the deal
I'll be on shark tank asking for a few hundred bucks
I just wanna have enough to sell out and re-up
If I had a million dollars, I'd hire a publicist
Fire up the mothership
And live on the moon
If you need me I'll be in my trailer, cursing like a sailor, trying to find my shoes
You ever lose your keys and get locked out
You ever think you had enough toilet paper, but run out
Bad hair days all week
Next paycheck I'm getting a shave and a new pair of sneaks
Remember getting kicked out the mall?
Now we go to the shows and play the wall
It's me y'all, I emcee y'all
Rake it in like trees in the fall
Prepare for the brawl

You should really stay with your mama
She could do you laundry and cook for you
You should really stay with your mama
Save up your money, find work to do
You should really stay with your mama
She could make your bed and clean your room

Baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, believe me
Sooner or later I'm a be on the tv
The greatest rapper in the world man
The guys wanna be me, ladies wanna be my girlfriend
I'm telling you, this dream I'm selling you
Graduate high school and take a year off
Have a couple O'douls, and cut your ear off
One of these days, I'll be playing live at the prom
And you'll be the one asking what went wrong?
So don't blame me, it's the same me
The one you doubted
I know you bout it bout it but it's how you go about it
And I'm a reign supreme
And you won't be hearing your name in my acceptance speech
You be sucking like leach
Time to take em to the beach
My hair flowing luxurious
I'm gorgeous
Living with my parents like George did


You should really stay with your mama
She could do you laundry and cook for you
You should really stay with your mama
Save up your money, find work to do
You should really stay with your mama
She could make your bed and clean your room
You should really stay with your mama
You're really kinda stupid and ugly too