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Buy My Baby a Used Fiero on Craigslist

from Great White Buffalo by Darko The Super & Dean Friedman

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lyrics

My unemployment check came in the mail
Now I’m looking for a used Fiero for sale
But the newspaper’s getting stale
And I got a death wish
I’m a buy my baby a used car on Craigslist

Craig seemed like a nice guy
Not sure why, I just thought I’d give it a try
Now I’m the lord of the flies

The brakes didn’t work
Turns out Craig’s a jerk
And I got a flat tire
He asked me if I was wearing a wire

The windows were on tint mode
Who built this shit? The flint stones?
We were better off in her pinto

Now I got a ford five hundred turquoise green
Bought it from a crazy ex marine
Told me not to say a word about anything I seen
When I step in the car, my whole side leans
Going down the highway, we both screamed
In the back seat was a pair of bloody jeans
And the jacket to match, what a horror
Don’t even get me started on the starter
Or the carburetor
In the cup holder was melted now or laters
Thought I’d do my pal a favor
A real solid
Tossed him the keys and threw in the rim polish
Don’t be a novice, buy your wife something nice
But make sure it doesn’t come with the fluffy dice
Cos that’s a lemon, and you ain’t making lemonade
Next time you buy a car off craigslist bring pepper spray

I thought I’d hop in a Delorean, give time a spin
But I end up doing donuts and breaking my chin
Come out with the steering wheel necklace
All before breakfast
Missed the exit
Now I’m in Texas
And they’re calling me a leftist
Never buy your baby a used car off craigslist
Even if it’s a Lexus
End up in the nexus of the universe
So blue it hurts my eyes
I’m gonna buy her jewelry next time
Maybe a teddy bear or chocolate
Something that fits in her pocket
A picture in a locket
Eyes rolling around in their sockets
Could’ve bought a Prius
We could’ve leased it
Could’ve got a car seat for my little nieces
Now my hearts in pieces
I should’ve bought her a giant Reece’s
Maybe an outfit
I got good taste in post haste
In the glove compartment was a can of mace
I think this car was laced

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from Great White Buffalo, released November 5, 2021

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Since our humble beginnings as an internet cassette label in 2015, we've released music from Serengeti, Dean Friedman, Mr. MFN eXquire, Homeboy Sandman, Tone Tank, Steel Tipped Dove, MF Grimm and countless others. We're a community and we hope you'll join us as we continue to evolve and empower some of the most unique voices in independent music.

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