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Nookie Through the Phone / Special FX

from Great White Buffalo by Darko The Super & Dean Friedman

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(Nookie Through the Phone)

Happy nudie magazine day
Still think about that time I almost had a three way
I meditate in each and every way but I can’t make it go
Not until you jump my bone
Send me some nookie through the phone when you get home
Cos I could get relief through pornhub
But I’d rather see you in the tub
As you take your bubble bath
We might feel God’s wrath
But if there ain’t sex in heaven
Send me to triple 6 not lucky seven
You got a camera phone and you got the right number
You could be the house wife and I could be the plumber
Summer is my favorite season
Short skirts be the reason
Living at home is such a drag
Mom threw away your best porno mag
And your girls away at school
Her roommates are so hot and so cool
Maybe they can have a pillow fight
I only think about it every night
Backseat of my motor bike
My soda’s sprite
Krispy Kreme delights
Hold ya tight
Under stars so bright
I thought they were cop car lights
Broke the hell outta sight
I’m talking mondo gazungas
I’m diving in, cowabunga
Exactamundo
She had titties the size of Pluto

(Special FX)

It was a Saturday
Creature feature matinee
Fell in love in Plainsboro
Marry you in Disney world
Drunk off whimsy with a plan to make the curls
Boy meets girl
And the story goes
You either die a hero or become a morbid asshole
On top like the cherry
Somebody got a case of the Sunday scary’s
Can’t shake the feeling
Times like these take healing
Crawling on the ceiling like the amazing Spider-Man
What I would give just to hold your hand
Slipping away like grains of sand
The spice of life is bland
The Milky Way ain’t far from where the shooting star lands
Absence makes the heart grow fond
It’s not like you were all the way across the pond
She wasn’t the Avon lady and I’m no James Bond
Tom and Jerry, and the chase goes on
Till you throw all my clothes on the lawn
I’ll love you like a fat kid loves Twinkie’s and ho ho’s
Riding in my low low Lopez
Drop my jaw like a Pez
Don’t let it go to your head
Go to your hips
When I dip, lets go on a field trip
In the mix I’ll rub your heals Miss
Till the deals hitched
We’ll feel bliss
My soul’s fixed
I don’t ego trip

From your
Special effects
They turn me around
I can’t see the ground
My heads in the clouds

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from Great White Buffalo, released November 5, 2021

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Since our humble beginnings as an internet cassette label in 2015, we've released music from Serengeti, Dean Friedman, Mr. MFN eXquire, Homeboy Sandman, Tone Tank, Steel Tipped Dove, MF Grimm and countless others. We're a community and we hope you'll join us as we continue to evolve and empower some of the most unique voices in independent music.

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